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Weevil I think that might be Elroy Minsk in there

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Magic Man's Weevil 

MLP: Citizen Weevil: Chapter One




This is a sight gag about electric cars and the characters from my little pony at a convenience store owned by a changeling named Weevil
If you keep track of electric cars as much as I do you will lath your butt off at this joke here. What happens is the changeling Weevil decides to invest his retirement savings without his mate Echo knowing into adding several DC Quick chargers and several 220 volt street chargers around his store to attract electric cars and the customers that drive them. Of course all mayhem breaks out when Weevils is invaded by a hoards of hundreds of self driving electric cars that have escaped out of the Elsa Factory in Fremont California and have taken their creator Elroy Minsk hostage. Weevil's only guess is the self driving cars didn't take it so well when Elroy Minsk tried shutting off their access to the self charging super fast chargers to stop feeding them so there batteries would run out of juice and they would die.

Of course Weevil has a pretty sweet set up here in that he has not one but two working quick chargers and several 220 volt chargers for those guys who like to hog the EV charging spaces with slow charging EV's.

Lotto the green earth pony looked in one of the large electric cars and said, "I think that is Elroy Minsk and I think he needs our help."

Weevil said, "Oh that human the one who built that giant muti billion dollar Mars Rocket you got to see on your tour of NASA. Didn't that self a where cruise ship you got trapped on Lotto. DIdn't that self thinking cruise ship that called it's self Ship warn him that if he started creating self driving and self thinking cars they would start thinking like animals going after food and shelter along with other basic animal needs."

Lotto said, "Oh yes now I remember there isn't really any difference between that self thinking cruise ship and these self  thinking and driving cars."

Weevil said, "What's that?"

Lotto oh those self driving cars are here in that they want food which you have set up as your electric car quick chargers that are in a ring around your store."

Weevil said, "Oh yes but wait if no living creature is driving the cars then who is going to pay me for the use of these quick chargers?"

One of the large black sedans said, "Creator will feed us or else by paying the changeling his hourly charging fees."


Elory Minsk Oh come on 4.00 dollars a hour for a quick charging session!"

Weevil said, "If you think my rates are parasitic you should go over to the mule down the block and charge on that monster's bl inky network at 47 cents a kilowatt."

Lotto said, "Do you need our help Elory Minsk I can clearly see these cars are on the rampage in that they are not going to stop in till they reach the hundreds of free quick chargers in the Crystal Empire 6000 miles away. Where they will park and hug and then kill anyone who has a plug in pikia hybrid car who tries to take their free charging spot."

Elroy Minsk No I should be fine we plan to fix this defect in the self driving car auto polite after a soft were update next week."

Weevil said, "But what if you drive though a area with no internet access or the cars learn about this and learn to reject the forced update?
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